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"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 01/21/2020 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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Available with 120-month financing. Only at Porsche. 

Nom De Plume > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 13:37

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This was a very neat package from screen name through exposition of thoughts expressed towards an on topic subject.

Yesterday I saw approximately a six month old Maserati Levante covered in salt and slush casually dripping a mix of road chemicals, washer fluid, and naturally occurring filth.  Somehow I believe you understand enough about a cheerful (I saw a Maserati Levante in the wild!) sense of existential dread (They were killing it with wanton abusive behaviors!) to appreciate why I’m recounting this.

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 13:54

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“I’ m never gonna leave, holdin on, ten years gone”

- owners who are upside down on their 10 year loan

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > WilliamsSW 01/21/2020 at 14:18

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“ How can I be upside down? It’s a Porsche! They’re exotic ! ”

- same owner

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 14:27

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They *are* exotic!

- same owner’s technician

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > WilliamsSW 01/21/2020 at 14:35

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“ I know. Have you seen the price of parts? ”

- counter guy

Ash78, voting early and often > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 15:22

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GAP insurance: $1,200

Leather-trimmed GAP insurance with contrast stitching: $4,995

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 15:35

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“Nah, it’s not exotic like a Ferrari or Lambo”

-same owner’s  sales guy, evaluating it as a trade in

arl > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2020 at 15:48

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COTD